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The No Jumpscare Show
Release date
September 2, 2026
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Overview
About The No Jumpscare Show
Welcome to The No Jumpscare Show!
Brought to you by Polypaw, this is a narrative comedy short horror game that promises a 100% jumpscare-free experience! ...Hopefully.
This release is the first part of the story, offering a playtime of around 30 minutes.
In a world where the paranormal is normal, the horror industry has gotten incredibly lazy.
Jumpscares have become the most boring cliché on earth, and Illy is completely unimpressed. She signs up for a shady haunted house promising true psychological horror... without jumpscares? At least, that's what the waiver says.
Run by yours truly, "Thingy the Thing," the kicker is this: if you don't get scared, you'll win $10,000!!
With Illy's constant pushing... things will not end well. And the show will h̷a̷v̷e̷ NOT HAVE ANY JUMPSCARES = )
Brought to you by Polypaw, this is a narrative comedy short horror game that promises a 100% jumpscare-free experience! ...Hopefully.
This release is the first part of the story, offering a playtime of around 30 minutes.
In a world where the paranormal is normal, the horror industry has gotten incredibly lazy.
Jumpscares have become the most boring cliché on earth, and Illy is completely unimpressed. She signs up for a shady haunted house promising true psychological horror... without jumpscares? At least, that's what the waiver says.
Run by yours truly, "Thingy the Thing," the kicker is this: if you don't get scared, you'll win $10,000!!
With Illy's constant pushing... things will not end well. And the show will h̷a̷v̷e̷ NOT HAVE ANY JUMPSCARES = )
Details
Game Details
PC Support
- Operating systems
- Windows
Series & Related Games
Performance
System Requirements
PC requirements.
Minimum
PC| OS | Windows 10 |
|---|---|
| Processor | Intel Core i3 |
| Memory | 4 GB RAM |
| Graphics | Intel HD Graphics 620 |
| DirectX | Version 11 |
| Storage | 1 GB available space |
| Sound Card | Windows Compatible Audio Device |
Recommended
PC| OS | Windows 10 / 11 |
|---|---|
| Processor | Intel Core i3 / AMD Ryzen 3 |
| Memory | 8 GB RAM |
| Graphics | NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650 4GB / AMD Radeon RX 570 |
| DirectX | Version 11 |
| Storage | 1 GB available space |
| Sound Card | Windows Compatible Audio Device |
Release Dates
Platform and region-specific release information.
| Platform | Region | Date |
|---|---|---|
| PC (Microsoft Windows) | worldwide | September 2, 2026 |
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